Listening to your girlfriend talk about some guy in her high school she had a crush on and seeing her get all red-cheeked and stuff
SHITTIEST FEELING EVER.
fucking co-ed school
Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?”
“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4
“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7
“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8More HERE…
1. Money can’t buy happiness but
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does milk.
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Hey maaaann! :D
- Me: Harry what happened?
- Hermione: Harry what happened?
- Dad: How many times have you seen this?
- Me: He was their friend and he betrayed them
- Harry: He was their friend and he betrayed them
- Mom: Shut up Chayla.
- Me: HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!
- Harry: HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU'RE RUINING THE MOVIE!
- Me from my room: I hope he finds me, 'cause when he does, I'll be ready. When he does, I'm gonna kill him.
- Harry: I hope he finds me, 'cause when he does, I'll be ready. When he does, I'm gonna kill him.
- Mom and Dad: FFFFFUUUUUUU
